Gaffer

Irish term or slang for house party

Are u goin to ur wans gaffer Toni

by callumfortune April 23, 2019

Geoffery

If you want meth, heroin, weed, pills, crack, cocaine and shitty cocain at that, then find a geoffery. Everyone knows that's the plug. Everyone knows where to find him. He can be spotted anywhere, even in a crowd. Just look for the lame loser at the bar with busted rotten teeth. That's the one. The ugly busted lame pathetic drug dealer. The one who got you day and night, just hit him up. Be careful if you got a borad, he might try and slip them a roofy to get some p@#$%. That's the only way he can. Speading all his STDs and Hep C. Watch out he swings both ways, watch his eyes check your junk as he crosses his legs and smiles with his mangled gril. Creepy peepy weepy....digs in the trash for used needles.

The definition of a geoffery is disease infested alien on a broccoli stick.

by Swingerboy99 July 23, 2019

Geoffery

Someone who told me he slipped her a roofy. Told him I wouldn't tell , but he got caught with my neighbors dog, a mask and a rubber chicken. ...I'm sure there was peanut butter involved. Probably rubbed it all over his pregnate stomach before he cracked his tooth on the dogs....yeah made a loud sound and slipped off the curb. Sounded like a goat giving birth to a rock. Who knows, but all I could see was his mangled rotten teeth and the crack pipe busted the window and shards cut her lip. Police came and he was arrested for kidnapping a goat and drugging the mailman who they thought was a swinger, but ended up being a transvestite on crack.

Crackhead " where's the crack?"
Geoffery " where's the girl"
Goat " it's in your mailbox with the child porn you traded for meth"

Word of advice never leave your keys with the drug dealer looking for girls to roofy. You might bleed to death in wind.

by Swingerboy99 July 23, 2019

Gaffer

an Irish house party with a huge sesh

Emma: me mam and dad are away this weekend

Sarah: let’s have a gaffer
Emma: yeah I’ll get a few naggins

by Notthewoodenspoonma November 6, 2019

Gaffer

Someone who is suspected to be gay and do bad thing

The bitch is a gaffer

by anonymous September 15, 2020

gafferz

A big house party.

“Are you going to Ellies gafferz this weekend? it’s going to be mental!”

by turtlellieee February 1, 2021

gaffer

a word luke hemmings has never heard before

gaffer, i’ve never heard gaffer before.

by gfofzaynfrom1d April 4, 2021