big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.

Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"

by von groovy April 28, 2019

Ur aunt a gass plant

Well you could say that your mom gay, your dad lesbian , your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap is bad, like really bad, but then you haven't heared of this yet! this will completely destroy your hopes and dreams! no u ain't even possible on this one.

Her: Your grandpap a trap
Me: Ur aunt a gass plant
Her *evaporates and gets swollen by a demon*

by LPTC1066 March 14, 2018

Tongue Gassing

When you are tonguing a rectum and your partner unexpectedly farts into your open mouth.

So I was going down on her from behind, slide my tongue in her tight little ass and got a huge tongue gassing!

by Shag the Fab June 12, 2011

gassing-lane

An area in a home or building usually near a couch or chair where people tend to fart just as they pass by. Gassing-lanes are more common in homes where lentils, onions, beans or deviled eggs make up a large portion of the diet.

I didn't realize I was in the gassing-lane until three people farted just as they passed by my face.

by jmonkey September 3, 2005

gass mask

A term used to describe something of utter amazement, or a event so big you just cant believe it even though you just saw it.

Popular in Wisconsin

That shits out of the gass mask

by Dr. Frank June 20, 2008

Gassed

When you or a friend are getting chatted up by someone whether they are attractive or not and it makes you feel good about yourself, too the extent that everyone else are your peasants.

Sam: I heard Chris Brown replied to your tweet last night.
Tanisha: Yeah, I got so gassed!

by QveenyT September 29, 2015

Gassing

To kill a lot of jews (or normies, see WW1.

Hans! You aren't gassing enough jews, if you don't move I'll call Gestapo!

by Juiceburner July 25, 2019