big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.
Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"
by von groovy April 28, 2019
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Ur aunt a gass plant

Well you could say that your mom gay, your dad lesbian , your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap is bad, like really bad, but then you haven't heared of this yet! this will completely destroy your hopes and dreams! no u ain't even possible on this one.
Her: Your grandpap a trap
Me: Ur aunt a gass plant
Her *evaporates and gets swollen by a demon*
by LPTC1066 March 14, 2018
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Gassing the Hedgehog

A kinky sex act where one partner, after eating a gas-inducing meal (think beans or broccoli), unleashes a prolonged, intentional fart while the other partner is curled up in a tight, defensive position—mimicking a hedgehog’s spiky ball—during oral or anal play. The “gassing” is the pungent release, meant to tease or dominate the “hedgehog,” who’s either reluctantly into it or playfully protesting the stench. Requires trust, a twisted sense of humor, and probably a safe word.
“Last night got wild—Jake was gassing the hedgehog while Sarah was all curled up, giggling and yelling for him to stop before she passed out.”
by Nasty Ninja April 30, 2025
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Goddess gass

A metaphysical substance and concept by radical Sexual male followers and male wiccans of Adonitology seek to enjoy.
A goddesses Female essence and energy manifested through gass/ flatulence. A fetish concept used for worshiping a Female patron entity to the point of domination over a mans own divinity through way of a Womans powerful and large ass/gluteus maximus.

A radical means of worshiping goddesses through sex magic.
Can imagine the air as a color representing that goddesses domain and it works with all female entitys.

The air typically is imagine through the use of mental sex magic dominating your own essence and empowering a man with female divinity, mixing the masculine and feminine through sex magic.
Adonitologist 1: for this sex magic ritual I will imagine the pink venus power of Aphrodite the mother of callipygian buttocks Her energy air from her behind into me and dominate my male energy. Her goddess gass inspires lust and servitude in men

Adonitologist 2: As a Warlock I shall imagine The mother of all warlock and witches Hecate purple nether energy from her shapely behind into my own energy. empowering A oath breaker with her divine Rotting Goddess gass
by Keon44 April 13, 2023
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Gassed

"Damn, bro! I`m so gassed right now! I got to take my pants off!"
by BenWarCrime October 25, 2019
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Gassed

When you or a friend are getting chatted up by someone whether they are attractive or not and it makes you feel good about yourself, too the extent that everyone else are your peasants.
Sam: I heard Chris Brown replied to your tweet last night.
Tanisha: Yeah, I got so gassed!
by QveenyT August 20, 2015
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GASSED

Farted/burped
Bro just gassed, and it stinks!
Bro just gassed the alphabet, lol!
by Jesusisforever April 08, 2025
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