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gassing-lane

An area in a home or building usually near a couch or chair where people tend to fart just as they pass by. Gassing-lanes are more common in homes where lentils, onions, beans or deviled eggs make up a large portion of the diet.
I didn't realize I was in the gassing-lane until three people farted just as they passed by my face.
by jmonkey September 3, 2005
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