garbongle

Clusterfuck of random happenings

The people were unable to get through the system, because it was a infrastructure was a huge garbongle, and everyone had to wait.

by Cool shit dude April 4, 2017

That's so gargoyles

When someone says something stupid and you have absolutely no remark that would fully explain your disappointment in them.

Tom: So did you ever text that hot girl from the club that gave you her number?

Dave: Yeah, she said she didnt remember me.

Tom: Ouch. That's so gargoyles.

by JamesCrowe4 May 2, 2010

Gargoyle

A woman who is clingy in nature, who after the relationship has ended and at times during the relationship, become obsessive and borderline stalker.

Man 1: "Hey are you going to the bar tonight?"
Man 2: "No, my gargoyle is there."
Man 1: "Didn't you break up with her?"
Man 2: "Yes, she won't leave me alone hence why I called her a gargoyle"

by Big Papa Yuk June 6, 2011

garboodle

Consisting of the words "garbage" and "poodle" mashed together, garboodle is an ugly looking poodle. Some common characterestics of ugly poodles are:

1) Big foofy balls (as seen in dog shows)
2) Dirty poodles
3) A poodle with a disfunctional personality, ie. yapping.

1) I hate poodles, but especially garboodles.

2) I love poodles, but yours is all muddy. It must be turning into a garboodle! xD

3) The neighbors have a really annoying garboodle that doesn't shut up.

by sporkeh November 21, 2006

gargoyles

The noise that your stomach produces when you have to take a shit/diarhea.

Man! I got some huge gargoyles right now.

by Mancino June 1, 2004

Gargoyle

to perch or straddle someones face while they are lieing on the ground. then punching them in the stomach or balls. making them sit up into your anus. making you resemble a creature of the night.

YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!!!! gARGOYLE

by SEVENDURT October 18, 2008

garboozle

A waterfall that has many rocks that hit your ass.

I hurt my ass on the garboozle.

by Moe Lester March 10, 2005