Gammon

An overweight nonce

That gammon was convicted of grooming

The dirty gammon lives on the corner

Your dad is a gammon

Rbt CH

by Rbt CH September 1, 2022

gammon face

British term for (usually) old, upper class, conservative, racist white men who voted for Brexit. Usually characterised by their red “gammon” faces caused by heavy alcohol usage.

“Ah Gary… that gammon face has no idea what we working class go through.”

by anonymous March 31, 2024

harley gammon

harley gammon is the most coolist person that you will ever come upon, he is v ery athletic and good looking with a massive downstairs, he is very kindhearted with many friends.........he shows a big love towards the baba g

harley gammon is cool

by mr writethetime March 8, 2022

Cognitive gammonance

Where gammons can link any subject to something they hate no matter how unrelated.

Headline: High energy particle seen zooming towards earth. "Probably Harry and Meghan rushing to their next interview". - cognitive gammonance

by Chippy De Chip March 12, 2021