Ginger penis

"Oh my fucking god it's so big"-every female on the planet.

Yes it is in fact true, those pale soulless guys with the orange and sometimes red hair tend to pack in allot of sausage.

There is a myth that goes around that states that everytime a redheaded guy is insulted their penis doubles in size.

Ask your mom she felt it last night

THE Ginger Penis

Girl 1: omg so I hooked up with a redhead yesterday and I was like so scared, he was so big
Girl 2: Wow how did you survive that?!

Girl 1: The Ginger Penis was merciful

by UserVetTrill November 12, 2020

ginger muff

The pubic hair of a woman with a ginger complexion. Gingers are redheaded and often have a large number of freckles either on their faces or possibly all over their bodies.

Given the rarity of true gingers, a ginger muff is often considered to be a topic of great excitement for men seeking the sexual conquest of a redheaded woman.

"Man, I thought she dyed her hair red, but then I got a look downstairs and she had a ginger muff"

by Pollup December 25, 2007

5 Stages of Being Ginger

All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief.

1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES
2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents
3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid
4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation.
5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.

Tony: Ha the poor bastard is on stage 4

Friend: His cock is gonna be raw by the end of the week

5 Stages of being ginger

by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010

Ginger Falletta

A hybrid creature that resides in southern, Ontario, Canada. However it is on display in Europe for a small fee of 9000$. This baby rocks a falletta haircut (faux hawk) but is indeed ginger. Only seen once in a blew moon.

That little baby ginger falletta is the cutest thing ever

by Left nut December 18, 2014

ginger junk

The genitalia of a red headed person. The place where ginger jizz comes from.

Mr. Rogers was accused of touching Casey's ginger junk.

by Clackamas May 1, 2015

Ginger Beef

Puffy and meaty vaginal lips on a hot ginger female.

Dan finally stroked on Dana and experienced her delicate ginger beef.

by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015

Ginger Roundhouse

The booty hole of a female ginger. Typically of a deeper brown shade of color.

Ate me some ginger booty last night braaaahhh. That ginger roundhouse was a tight brown donut.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017