Heavily inebriated, but not necessarily in Glasgow, Scotland, though this is preferable. Stems from the archetypal Glaswegian: violently pissed.
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by ciaran February 12, 2004
Get the glasgow kiss mug.City in Scotland, known in Victorian times as the "second city of the Empire". Now a days, it is more known for its ship building (The H.M.S. Diamond was built there) and its population's love of cheap booze, track suits and machetes. For proof of this, see Sauchiehill Street at around 0100 on a Saturday morning.
Typical scene in Glasgow. ~0100 on a Saturday morning.
(Ned 1) - Orright bawbag, the fuck de yeh want?
(Ned 2) - Nuhin, just gee's some Buckie then fuck off, right.
(Ned 3) - Oy, you, gee's a quid or I'll stab yeh.
{Machetes are drawn.}
(Tourist) - Crap, why did we come to Glasgow? Why didn't we go to Aberdeen instead?
(Ned 1) - Orright bawbag, the fuck de yeh want?
(Ned 2) - Nuhin, just gee's some Buckie then fuck off, right.
(Ned 3) - Oy, you, gee's a quid or I'll stab yeh.
{Machetes are drawn.}
(Tourist) - Crap, why did we come to Glasgow? Why didn't we go to Aberdeen instead?
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the only place in britain where you can buy a weeks worth of booze for under a fiver or want to and the only place i can picture someone punching a brning man in the face
you gotta love it tho
the only place in britain where you can buy a weeks worth of booze for under a fiver or want to and the only place i can picture someone punching a brning man in the face
you gotta love it tho
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A glasgow briefcase is another name for a plastic bag. Cos they can't afford to buy leather goods so they carry their shit in a plastic bag.
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