Grip soft

Looking to buy cocaine off a drug dealer.

Last night me and Mayor Rob Ford were trying to grip soft.

Let's go grip soft off that Mexican in Harlem.

by FernandoA November 10, 2013

grip and sip

Slang used to refer to the consumption of an intoxicating beverage, especially when the intent is to become very drunk. It can mean either the act of drinking or the beverage itself.

1. Hey, you ready to grip and sip tonight?
2. Damn, I need to get some grip and sip.

by thebsup October 20, 2012

Kung Fu death grip

(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.

e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.

by Roland_07 August 26, 2007

grimspooning

When the severely ill have to carry their hash oil vape pen everywhere to relieve symptoms. Named in honor of Dr. Lester Grimspoon, the great Harvard Psychiatrist who blew lid off Nixon cannabis lies in groundbreaking 1971 book. Dr. Grimspoon is now in his 80s and carries his vape pen to relieve, prevent and cure many ailments associated with old age.

Bob's grimspooning again must the have restarted chemo.

by MC Dad April 11, 2017

love grip

The love grip is an extremely powerful and rare sex move practiced only by versatile and agile sexual fiends. Often compared to the tactics of boa constructer in the open, the love grip is strong and creates a tight handle on both participants. The woman lies on her side while the man wraps around her in a specific position. He wraps his outside leg over her hip while interlocking her outside arm around his neck with hers and the two essentially become inseparable. Meanwhile the man goes to town on the girls coin slot and goes for gold. Usually you need to have gatorade prime, preform and recover because chances are, you and every other person in the room is going to need to refuel after this one. it was surprisingly invented by the amish who are extremely passionate in their home sewn sheets once the oil lamps go out and the stockings come off. Bringing snacks is also a good idea, but when isn't bringing snacks a goos idea?

Elsa: I got the love grip from a slightly overweight trucker yesterday

Gretchen: wow you must have been feeling ambitious

Elsa: undoubtedly the most profound experience I have ever had in a motel 6

by Hike Flanders April 26, 2014

Harambe Grip

When you put a little pepper on your pillow, so when you push her face in it, she sneezes and that pussy gonna grip you like the fist of Harambe.

1: I tried the Harambe Grip last night. The quickest I've cum in my life
2: Bro, that's hectic! My missus refuses to try it

by One Pump Owen November 9, 2017

gorilla grip

when a girls 🐱 is so tight that it squeezes on ur dick & feels good as hell

she got that gorilla grip

by idkwhat tousenocap July 10, 2020