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discreet greet

When two people are walking down the street and the two don't now how to acknoledge each other. One invariably says hi or how are you AS they pass and you have to pause turn around and yell a response or look like an ass for not saying anything.
*as passing* "hey"

*pauses.. turns* "uhh.. hey!"

what a discreet greeting bastard
by JackVicious June 12, 2009
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Greeting Tag

The act of tagging someone on an image based greeting card on Facebook.

Mostly known on social networking platforms like Facebook which allows a user to tag himself or others in an image.
by afahad September 7, 2010
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kickface greeting

to kick someone in the face as a form of greeting.
That douche will get a kickface greeting next time i see him.

I gave him a kickface greeting after he was a dick to my sister.
by memphisdude69 June 28, 2011
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Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.
I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.
by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023
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Canadian Greeting

To fart in somebody's face as they say hello
English person: *walking down the street*
Canadian guy: *farts on his face*
English person: What the hell man?
Canadian guy: oh, its just the Canadian greeting.
by PapaPaarthurnax August 30, 2021
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golden greeting

an extra sum of money paid to a competent person who has been lured away from his/her organization into one's organization. Such an amount is paid initially, for instance at the time of signing a contract and is over and above the regular remuneration package.
We were able to woo the CEO of our rival company into our company by offering him a handsome golden greeting.
by uttam maharjan October 3, 2010
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Burris Greeting

A Burris Greeting is very similar to the "Burris wave" its the act of flipping a friend off as a joke or for fun when the teacher is not looking. Not meant to be a mean gesture. Can be used when a student makes a stupid comment or makes a joke about you and you don't have time for a comeback.
student 1: (knocks student 2's stuff)
student 2: why did you do that?!
student 1: your mom forgot to pay me
student 2: ,,|,, (or Burris greeting)

Text: ,,|,, or ,,|,, (*_*) ,,|,,
by 69arf December 21, 2009
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