dirty gomez

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.

Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.

by Ali T April 27, 2003

Dirty Gomez

Contrary to the common belief, a Dirty Gomez actually occurs when a man pulls his member out of a skanks ass and rubs contents which are left over around her eyes in the geometric shape of a circle.

Jay Leno gave Wishbone a Dirty Gomez!

by Nicole88 January 2, 2009

go me

Said as self-congratulation, either to oneself or to draw others' attention to an accomplishment. Is usually harmless or joking, but can be obnoxious if done too much.

"I answered every question right. Go me!"
"I knew this would be the quickest way to get there -- go me!"

by Foos and shoes February 10, 2013

gomey

A word used by navan men to describe anything, anyboby
and everything they don't like.

Look at that gomey in my barn, dont look at me!! give me that
jumper.

by Chicken Legged Wally November 10, 2008

gomel

Someone who's totally convinced they're the cats meow, yet is really a mongoloid. Someone who's hit rock bottom, and obliviously continues to dig.

"Man, that doofus is such a gomel"

by Jehvin November 20, 2007

Haters of Selena Gomez

A movement and a club of people who hate Selena Gomez, Because she's so full of herself and so spoiled that she don't know jack squat about the real world.

She's in haters of Selena Gomez.

by Judge dredd7 September 10, 2011

Gomer Pyle

While receiving head you nut in her mouth. Salute and yell "Surprise,surprise,surprise..." (MILITARY FATIGUES OPTIONAL)

I gave my wife a Gomer Pyle lastnight, she was mad.

by Jefferson D. July 1, 2009