Gilbert

Is a person who is amazing at kicking balls over fences. He's a very clingy person and is sometimes very awkward

Omg he's such a Gilbert

by Anonymous192837456 November 27, 2012

Gilbert, AZ

(n) Pronounced; Gil-bear
Gilbert, AZ is located southeast of Phoenix and is the largest town in the US, because they refuse to take the name of city. On average, Gilbert has a Howie-Rating of 7 out of 8. Depending on the day and amount of women on the streets. Has semi-frenchinese roots and is home to Luis Gonzalez.

I'm goin down to Gilbert, AZ man. How bout you?

by Howie II September 22, 2007

Gilberto Wifi

Having more than 500 ping and realizing McDonald's is a better WiFi choice than your own WiFi.

My WiFi is so slow I must have Gilberto WiFi.

by Sticky Head June 23, 2020

brianna gilbert

One Hot Potato. Very edible

Damn, is that brianna gilbert? I would eat her like I eat my burnt chicken nuggets.

by Elerbis December 1, 2016

Gilbert School

In Winsted, it is the only high school that actually belongs to the damn town. There is another, better school in Winsted, but raggies aren't allowed in. Gilbert is your basic hole of hell, where there are some cool people but enough gay ass regulations and retards and not enough money to separate "us" from "them." It isn't the worst school in America, but it's up there. So far, nobody has been stabbed in school. Oh, and the Gilbert Yellowjackets suck at everything. Especially Football. People who go to Gilbert range from awesome to total douchebag.

Punk-ass prep from Nwew Hartford: You go to Gilbert School? Eww, I need to wash my hands!

Gilbertian: "SHAZAM!" *kicks the prep*

by Fartlick Nutsniffer October 14, 2008

gilberting

To take a conversation or situation to the excess. To act with reckless abandon as though one is beyond reproach.

Guy looks over at this chick with a tracheotomy and says to his friends "nice, just another hole to finger." Classic gilberting.

by hexluther May 2, 2011

Gilberto

That one kid in class who's super annoying and stupid. Every relationship with him won't last long, he's not even attractive.

That kid was such a Gilberto, I hope I'll never meet him again

by You just got roasted February 2, 2017