big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.

Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"

by von groovy April 28, 2019

Ur aunt a gass plant

Well you could say that your mom gay, your dad lesbian , your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap is bad, like really bad, but then you haven't heared of this yet! this will completely destroy your hopes and dreams! no u ain't even possible on this one.

Her: Your grandpap a trap
Me: Ur aunt a gass plant
Her *evaporates and gets swollen by a demon*

by LPTC1066 March 14, 2018

boat gassed

To be super drunk. Like Saskatchewan Indian Drunk. An Indian who drank gas out of a boat drunk.

Todd saw an Indian drinking gas out of his boat on his dock and said " I want to get that drunk tonight...boat gassed drunk"

by Reginasask September 03, 2021

boat gassed

To be super drunk.

Todd wants to get as boat gassed drunk as that Indian siphoning gas out of his boat parked on the dock.

by Reginasask September 03, 2021

gassed cock

When a couple is spooning, she farts on his cock and it's smelly.

Girl: Babe, I'm sorry I just farted
Guy: Damn babe, now I got a gassed cock.

by whitemamatotator August 10, 2021

gass mask

A term used to describe something of utter amazement, or a event so big you just cant believe it even though you just saw it.

Popular in Wisconsin

That shits out of the gass mask

by Dr. Frank June 21, 2008

Tongue Gassing

When you are tonguing a rectum and your partner unexpectedly farts into your open mouth.

So I was going down on her from behind, slide my tongue in her tight little ass and got a huge tongue gassing!

by Shag the Fab May 18, 2011