futtock

An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.

...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"

by andyrew b July 19, 2006

buck futter

a phrase used in a skit in saturday night live by shawn connory

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alex trebek is a buck futter!

by shawn im so kool October 28, 2005

Buck Futteridge

An individual who is obessed with Anime. "it" also spends hours reaching into "its" father's anu...i mean bucket.

NO 2d GIRLS FOR U BUCK FUTTERIDGE!

by Unknown December 20, 2003

Futtner

Something that smells bad...kind of like old Guacamole.
Its the size of a keebler elf, and has not much use. If your looking for a nice new Gnome, go buy a futtner.

Maaa, can we get rid of that old Gnome, its kind of scary. Yes, thats a good idea.

How about we get a futtner?

by MoooooooBIGGY January 3, 2010

futtocking

The act of a baby or infant child making crying type or talking noises for a brief period whilst not being awake.

Eg. Talk quietly, don't go upstairs, he's just futtocking. Pour me another glass of wine

by roydrunner December 21, 2013

futtocks

1) Any part of the body you are referring to.
2) A lazy or silly person whom you wish to motivate into action
3) A coarse expression of annoyance

1) Get off your futtocks!
2) Shut up ya futtock (best said with a northern accent)
3) 'Oh futtocks!'

by Rosie and Briony May 21, 2006

futtocks

the act of dropping ones balls on someones head

did u see that guy dropped his balls on ellies head..hes a real futtocks

by oww shiiii December 14, 2010