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Funt

fun-aunt. Can also be used to describe a fucking-cunt
We call my dad’s sister Funt
Ben is a Funt
by savvirose May 4, 2023
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Funt

America’s cool aunt, a fun aunt — I call that a ‘funt’ — the kind of funt that will give you weed but then arrest you for weed. Can I win the presidency? Probably not, I dunno. Can I successfully seduce a much younger man, you better funtin’ believe it.”
by Eastsidesteve November 7, 2020
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Funt

Funt; meaning “not funny”, usually used in a sarcastic situation, but could be used in a serious situation.

-made by Stick and Me.
*insert dad joke*

“funt. Didn’t laugh.”
by Alfredoisgay January 13, 2022
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Funting

Hey Mike wanna go funting?
I went funting with my dad and caught a giant bass
by FuntingFanatic November 19, 2022
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Funt

Micha, you funt
by ghostnut January 1, 2021
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Funting

Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.
“James and I went Funting last night, he was totally my funtee bitch!”
by zestworm April 7, 2024
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Funt

Anita talks smack about people behind their back, she is a funt.

George can lick my funt.
by Redredrose July 27, 2022
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