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Funktrampler

Verb-Funktrampling
Noun-Funktrampler

When youre having a really good time, or being just plain weird, and someone comes in and tramples on your funk.
Yo man, I was doing the sock puppet dance the other day, and then (insert name here) came in and started telling me to shut up, and totally trampled my funk.

Ya, that bitch is a total funktrampler.
by Suzy Ennis April 25, 2007
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functional drunk

A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.
Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013
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functional alcoholic

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
by d May 13, 2005
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functoid

Fun factoid.

Often a useless piece of information, but can be used as an ice breaker to start conversation.

"Shrimps can only swim backward" or "A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber" are both functoids.
'Snapple facts' are functoids written in the caps of Snapples.
by Deerdles January 21, 2008
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Family function

Link you at family function cuzz.
by CertiSD December 29, 2018
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What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.
Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.
by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005
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fungtard

Slang for retard. A localized dialect spoken solely between myself and my roommate.
Dude, you're a fungtard.

WHAT IS A FUNGTARD?!?!?
by H-Train August 4, 2006
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