flaming bag of shit

Noun.
A business term for something one gets involved in that can never have a good end result.

"This project looks like it's gonna be another flaming bag of shit. If I touch it, i'm either gonna get burned or come out with shit on my hands."

by Joel Tell November 10, 2007

flamingo

Someone at the gym who only works out their upper body and has skinny legs.

"Rofl, check out the flamingo walkin' over to the bench press"

by bigwang69 November 25, 2009

Flaming Shack

when you're doin' a chick doggy-style, you grab a can of her cheap ass hairspray, then spray your initials on her butt cheeks. Then, after you're.."done", light a cigarette, then ignite the hairsprayed initials you sprayed on her butt cheeks with your cigarette, then tell her "you're welcome", then leave the room.

"I was all drunk last night, and was bangin' this chick from behind. She was a nasty whore, so I gave her a "flaming shack". She like it..."

by Muary Finkle October 19, 2006

Flaming Coffin

Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.

Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.

I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.

by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009

Flaming Hot Eyeball

When one is in the process of consuming hot cheetos and ignorantly itches their eyes causing a wicked burning sensation.

Man, I was eating hot cheetos right? And I itched my frigging eye! Got some crazy bad flaming hot eyeball.

by The Real Cinders January 24, 2010

Flaming rage

The unfortunate incident, often encountered after Mexican cuisine, in which balls of molten lava are expelled from one's anal cavity with alarming force.

"Wow, that's the last time I ever be eatin' a taco like that one. I had the flaming rage for three straight hours."

by Krav Maga April 26, 2010

Flaming Turd

A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.

If that flaming turd even speaks to me today Im going to scream!

by youloveit423 June 21, 2012