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Fuckrudders

The anthropologically correct pronunciation of a popular hamburger restaurant chain found all over the United States.
Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?

Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?

Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-

Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::

Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::

Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc

Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!

Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!

Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::

Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::
by Anthrogangsta June 15, 2011
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fuckary

My friend slept with his roommate's girlfriend and made a complete fuckary out of everything.
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fuckriez

London slang.
1) out of order; to do an unjust act or for somehing unfair to happen to someone
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dude a) someone's jacked my cd player.
dude b) such fuckriez, man
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mc fuckya

When the world's largest food distributer screws up your order and does not bother fixing it (Expecially when you got the munchies), cause they are usually littles kids that work on the counters or chefs
I didn't order that burger, mc fuckya
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Another word for Piperazines, causing no good thoughts and feeling like nothing. No personality or motivation. Opposite of ecstasy.
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fucky

when something is soo goddamn fucked that no other word can describe it
gee golly this is quite the fucky situation
by fucko fuckington March 4, 2005
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fucky chuck

Charlie (Chuck) horse occuring during sex.
While having sex the other night my girlfriend and I both had a fucky chuck in our left legs.
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