Fuckit List

Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:

1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. Scrub garbage can.

Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"

by Turkey Trot July 19, 2011

fuckmitten

1. A glove used when pleasuring oneself.
2. An annoying person.

Tib, you fuckmitten! Go use a fuckmitten on yourself!

by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

Fuckit list

The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.

My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.

by TakesALickin July 19, 2011

fuckbitch

A girl version of a fuckboy ; one who fucks around and uses and accuses people even tho she does same things ; hypocrite and gets used by everyone .

Terrylyn paying her baby daddy 500 a mo for child support and he Dont even have custody of the kid. Pssssshhh whatta FUCKBITCH!!!

by smokeflip69 September 28, 2018

Fuckity fuck fuck

Used in cases of amused angst...

You ruined my birthday cake by tripping and falling on it? Well, fuckity fuck fuck.

by towanda March 23, 2005

fuckwittage

One who screws with people's emotions.

When person C asks out person L while person T is going out with C, Person C is emotional fuckwittage.

by Michelle October 2, 2003

fuckwitism

1. A term used to describe one who is acting like a fuckwit - partaking in activities which are foolish and / or irritating to others.

2. Sometimes used as a semi-endearing term, to describe a friend's ridiculous but amusing capers.

1. Dirko: Dude, the sheer amount of fuckwitism going on drove me away from the Post Office Hotel.
Luko: Christ...

2. Dirko: Hey I have an idea. To relieve my frustration I will travel to the local bowling alley and climb the trees outside, throw rocks, and pick up 15 year old girls!
Luko: Oh jesus. Let the fuckwitism begin...

by Grant Hayes November 14, 2005