fucktoon

A contraction of fucktard (which see) and maroon, the Bugs Bunny pronunciation of moron, meaning, that is, a fucking retarded moron.

"Which fucktoon used up all the sugar and put an empty box back on the shelf?"
"Only a fucktoon put all those heavy bottles of booze on a broken table. It's a disaster in the making

by Squidlette May 13, 2005

Fuckton

A derived unit of measurement taking into account actual weight, dimension, proportion, and of being at least 15 pounds too heavy.

Person 1: Dude, why are you so weird?
Person 2: My big sister used to sit on me when i was a child.
Person 1: So?
Person 2: So she's like ten years older than I am and weighs a fuckton more than I do.
Person 1: Damn...

by Awesometoast February 17, 2010

fuckmonkey

a monkey who fucks another monkey

AHHHH, that monkey is fucking a monkey, what a fuckmonkey!!!

by Zack August 20, 2003

Fuckron (TM)

Fuckron is abit like


"Fucktard"

Its Fucking And Moron Merged Into 1 Word

You Fuckron

Piss off you Fuckron

by Jay Baker February 4, 2004

Fuckonomical

Someone who is always available for a FUCK and who is also very economical. ;-)

50$, no babes...I am very Fuckonomical...Only 20$ for me.

by Neo A September 28, 2005

Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women

"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."

by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011

Fuckzoned

When a person hits you up repeatedly with the only intention if getting laid, and once they get it, they ghost you or only hit you up for sex at their convenience. Opposite of friendzoned.

He wants to date me, but he's been on the fuckzoned list from the first night we met.

She is hot, but she is so dumb!! ....fuckzoned!!!

by IridescentAlchemyst January 4, 2021