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Friendly Rape

A rape in all its interaty however once the act is complete you shake hands afterwards to show ones acknowledgment and gratitude.

also used in the gaming community when you get completely owned and dry boned by the opposition
Dude; did you hear someone was man raped lastnight?

Mate; yeah I heard it was only a friendly rape as they shook hands after though.

Dude; ah thats alright then, fancy a game of table tennis?
by muzzletovitsaboy June 22, 2009
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greek friendly

A girl will say this, mostly on personal ads, when she is fine with (safe) anal sex.
by Davek Deris August 22, 2007
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Trouser Friendly Kiss

another way of saying fellatio, blowjob, give head etc
Sarah: so what do you want for your birthday?
Ricky: a trouser friendly kiss.
Sarah: a trouser friendl...? eerruuggh ur nasty!
Liz: you can get one from me!
by caramelboy June 30, 2008
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Friendly Bobbin'

When a person makes overtly obvious attempts to befriend others in an effort to avoid confrontation. Friendly Bobbin' is usually done out of fear and is ultimately perceived as a form of submission. (Sai-en Gant definition)
They got on yo ass and now you Friendly Bobbin' so you won't get yo ass whooped again huh!?
by Sai-en August 21, 2012
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Friendemy

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

But does that mean that if I were to become an enemy of my enemies enemy, that my enemy would therefore become my friend?

Because, if my enemies enemy is my enemy, then going by the logic of the aforementioned saying, that would make my enemies enemy (my enemy) my friend.

Unless, if I become enemies with my enemies enemy, what if my enemy then becomes my frenemy, while my enemies friends (my enemies enemies' enemies) become my friends as a result?

But, wait... If my frenemies friends are my friends, (because my friends are the enemies of my enemies enemy) would that mean that my frenemy couldn't actually be considered an enemy? So, what could s/he be considered then?

And thus, the concept of "Friendemies" was born.
"Kevin is a filthy piece of filth, but I don't want to hurt his feelings by calling him a full-out frenemy. So instead, he can now be my friendemy!"

"Justin didn't like Kassandra, because she insulted his morton's toe. Slowly at first, they began to drift apart. After some time, Justin would only consider Kassandra his friendemy."

"After finding out she cheated on him, Caleb recommended they separate, and instead be friendemies."
by Not Timothy April 27, 2015
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Friendlationship

Friendlationship(n) is a combination of the words 'friends' and 'relationship', used to describe a somewhat-platonic relationship that contains all the aspects of an actual romantic relationship, without any physical/sexual benefits. Basically, all the sacrifice but none of the gain. Often occurs when both people involved harbor some desire for the other, but neither is willing to take a chance and potentially ruin their friendship.
Guy 1: So is Jake hanging out with us tonight?
Guy 2: No man, he's hanging out with Vanessa again.

Guy 1: Man he's so whipped. What an idiot.
Guy 2: He needs to get out of that fucking friendlationship.
by FredAlex December 6, 2007
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friendsex

casual sexual activity with no emotional strings attached. people who engage in friendsex are friends with benefits
Gage and Caro had friendsex.
by teh ninja July 21, 2008
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