A particularly unique and tricky breed of the gnome family. These little bastards hide in the victims freezer, and are know to move food around, creating the highest level of frustration when attempting to locate dinner. While extremely rare to spot one, if you do get the chance, proceed with caution. Freezer Gnomes are known to give off a distinct "hissing" sound when threatened, and it's scary as hell.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
It has been recently discovered that Freezer Gnomes tend to "take" to a particular family or person. So even if you move across the country, and get a new freezer, IT WILL FIND YOU.
I would have made dinner an hour ago, but the damn Freezer Gnome keeps hissing at me. Maybe YOU could reach in there and grab the ground beef.......?
by Thexthy March 25, 2013
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The go-to clothing choice of the over 50’s, obese population. Usually spotted buying utter shite at the local market, or inhabiting your local seaside town with a fag in hand and hair as greasy as the bottom of a chip fryer. You’ll be able to smell a person wearing a wolf fleece before you see them. Tend to be covered in dog hair and lacking teeth.
Person 1: ‘ey Shazza, I fkin love your wolf fleece’
Person 2: ‘ta kez, it only cost me a tenner from danh the mahket, I spent the last of ma benefits money on it’
Person 2: ‘ta kez, it only cost me a tenner from danh the mahket, I spent the last of ma benefits money on it’
by Bigshaz May 31, 2018
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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze
Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules
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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze
Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules
The boy was eating something cold too fast and got Ball Freezer
man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?
man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?
by Cybershadow318 October 13, 2022
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by The Infamous AaronC July 13, 2009
Get the FREEEDOM!!! mug.Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).
Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.
Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.
Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.
Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
by Korrosion November 9, 2011
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