Frankenberry

The asshole jerk that that ruins the roof of childrens mouths with his jerky cereal

Little Johnnys mouth is all cut up, because he ate that asshole Frankenberrys cereal.

by Keystone_Matt July 24, 2010

Frankenpenis

Movie created and directed by Ron Jeremy, starring John Wayne Bobbitt as the Frankenpenis due to a very publicized sexual assault in 1993 by John's wife wherein she cut off half of his penis and it had to be surgically re-attached.

Movie was, of course, post surgery.

Movie was NOT based off of Ron Jeremy's penis as often thought by the general public.

Frankenpenis became an idea because of a severed, fully operational penis.

by Dustin Muffs May 25, 2010

franken-

a combined word meaning genetically engineered or unnaturally produced

Most ordinary people want to tell Monsanto to take their franken-beets and shove 'em. (example of franken-)

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2011

FrankenBerry

Slang for Penis & Balls (male genitals)

Ouch! I just got kicked in my FrankenBerrys!

by Josh (from IL) February 15, 2005

FrankenPod

A surveyors tripod that has been assembled from several different tripods in various states of disrepair.
They will often have a black table atop two orange hinges and a green hinge. They often have 1 wooden leg, 1 aluminum leg, and 1 fiberglass leg. They often as not have three different feet from three different manufacturers.

J.R.: "Did you see that freaking FrankenPod that Charley gave me to use yesterday?"
Osmond: "No mon, how bad was it?"
Chris: "The newest part on it was used by Lewis & Clark on their voyage of discovery"

by South Florida Scurveyors September 16, 2005

Frankenmuth

A city in Michigan, often the butt of many people's jokes.

Shut your god damn Frankenmuth!

by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005

franni franken

The wife (since 1976) of Al Franken, a Political Satirist, former SNL writer, Air America radio talk show host and soon to be senator of Minnesota. Her maiden name is Bryson, and she met Al at a College Freshmen mixer. She is also an accomplished chef.

I gave Al a ride home from the office and his wife, Franni Franken, invited me in for a delicious dinner.

by Ryanawesomesauce December 11, 2007