Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Fortress of Stupitude

the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.

Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.

by hmcdesq February 19, 2015

fortress code

Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.

Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.

by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021

Forrester

Chill guy, good looking but doesnt get many girls. He may have had many heart breaks and doesnt look for relationships as much as he used to. He’s a great friend to have. He will support you 1,000 percent of the way. He will always support whats right. If you ever fall in love with a Forrester go easy on his heart he is a heavy lover and is usually a simp.

Forrester is a simp.

by Doahegrjtn November 21, 2021

fortress puppet

Someone whom has a larger penis then there working peirs and is appointed a position of leadership. Penis larger the 8”

Damn I hate all these fortress puppets and I want to be like them

by Charles simone January 28, 2023

Danish Fortress

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.

White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!

by valpo swede November 19, 2011

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is an Online First-person Hat Simulator.

To play the game you only need 3 things:
humor
Time
And a lot of Money

Well...if ya wan't to waste money...play Team Fortress 2!

When you haven't any Hats in Team Fortress 2...you screwed

by ILIKEEINHORNS January 3, 2017