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Team Fortress 2

"dude i {love} team fortress 2"
"you simp for it"
"no im not like you because im not horny over overwatch"
by tristanjj10 May 6, 2021
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fosters

fucking neeeeeeeectar lager, despite wot all these tools say...
im a tool; i dont like fosters...
by jimbo deeny August 1, 2004
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five footers

Slang For standard denim jeans worn by motorcyclist because on average standard jeans only last for five feet sliding across the road before its your skins turn to slow you down.
That guy just did a low side on his motorcycle and the five footers are toast.
by Astyle October 11, 2009
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team fortress 2

A crazy multiplayer FPS starring 'the incredibles'!
A multiplayer FPS with the incredibles in it,so hard to understand?
Oh,and the name is Team Fortress 2 if you didn't get it yet.
by Heavy Weapons Guy October 17, 2007
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fortres

That stupid program schools put on computers to limit student's ability to do stuff. Like opening programs and deleting stuff.
"Damnit, the school put fortres on these comps, I can't do jack shit now"
by Flat Feet December 2, 2004
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Team Fortress 2

A hat-collecting game that Valve does not give two shits about, and is considered a “Dead game” in the eyes of the normies.

Team Fortress 2 is a first-person shooter that consists of 9 classes that have their own abilities.

Scout - That one kid that dropped out of High School to become a rapper

Soldier - The tryhard that takes advantage of the game mechanics to do groovy moves for the attention of the cheerleaders in high school

Pyro - wait is this even a class?

Demoman - a Scottish drunk man that can’t stop pressing M1 M2 while using is secondary for twelve seconds

Heavy - “Soviet anthem plays”

Engineer - That one kid in Kindergarten that always gets the best toys in the class

Medic - Your anime gf if you give him the attention he needs

Sniper - One word, piss

Spy - the weeb of the team that tries to get them quality trickstabs for insta kills, but fails miserably, and will probably spam some Dragonball or Jojo binds

With the lack of updates that Team Fortress 2 is receiving, Team Fortress 2 is considered a “Dead Game” on many people’s eyes, the most common update that you can get from the game is written in one sentence-

“Updated localization files”
Me: Hey wanna play some Team Fortress 2?
Friend: What the fuck you still play that shit man go to overwatch you brain-dead bitch that game went through it’s age and died can’t you tell holy shit your like those weebs that will spam their anime binds not giving a shit about the game oh my god.
by Piece-A-Piss April 23, 2019
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fosters

by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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