Chocolate Fondue

The act of shitting in your partners mouth, after which your partner sucks on the penis. Leaving a shit covered dick.

Man, your sister is one crazy bitch, she chocolate fondue'd mah cock.

by Pollex October 8, 2008

Cadbury Beef Fondue

As coined by the hosts of the podcast It’s a Bit Shit a Cadbury Beef Fondue is the act of doing a poo into your consenting partner’s mouth and then having them give you a blowjob with their mouth still full of fecal matter.

“Aaron, I saw Peter last night! Best Cadbury Beef Fondue ever!”

by NunsAnus June 29, 2021

ghetto fondue party

The act of eating a Twizzler out of another person's butthole. Variations include "The Hot Toddy" where the recipient fashions a straw of the Twizzler by biting off both ends and drinks a hot caffeinated beverage from his partner's anus.

"Were you at the ghetto fondue party in Atlantic City last week? I can't believe Mike ate four Twizzlers out of Kyle's ass!"

by Djrock247 November 19, 2013

grundle cheese fondue

The melting of grundle cheese into a liquid form, often served with fresh cockflesh, guacamole or quesadillas.

I had some fine grundle cheese fondue the other day with some fresh meaty cockflesh.

by thedankeymix November 18, 2010

Chocolate fondue

When while having sex, one partner opens the other's buttcheeks and begins to suck on the anus. He/She sucks until the diarrhea fills the sucker's mouth. The sucker then smiles and pushes the liquid shit through his/her teeth using his/her tongue.

Bob: We had chocolate fondue.
Joe: With strawberries or marshmallows.
Bob: No silly! With diarrhea!
Joe: ...fun...

by Tha Lithpy Mathta April 8, 2010

Philly Chocolate Fondue

A sexual process in which a man creampies a girl then proceeds to dip one ball into the girls ass and the other testicle in her cum filled vagina. After fully covering each nut with the desired amount of either "white chocolate" or "dark coco" then the deliciously covered gonads are placed (forcibly if need be) into the girls mouth thus finishing of the a tasty fun filled Fondue party!

"Damn, last night Johnny really gave me a delicious Philly Chocolate Fondue!"

by Sirjesus10 January 20, 2010

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set

its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly

jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off

by BIG nobskey September 5, 2010