Selectively fondled

Hand-picked; hand-selected.

“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”

by Compatibility Issue April 15, 2018

Fondle Juice

Fondle Juice has been around for thousands of years.

It was created by someone known has Callum Gregory but he has passed away now.

It has been used to fix erectile discfunctions.

Hey Bryn I think I need some fondle Juice my penis is floppy again.

by TheAquixIm October 22, 2018

Fondle

To rub or stroke/play with passion

She grabbed my dick through my shorts and I said, “Fondle my balls!”

by Mike.R April 20, 2022

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025

Fondle my pickle

Used when a man describes the devious things his son did to him in Spain many moons ago.

Rory! Fondle my pickle like you used to in the good ol’ days!

by QueeferAngus73 July 02, 2023

Fondling the Fart Cloud

To take a whiff of some wicked dank.

Yo Gwen, look at DJ Fondling the Fart Cloud

by rjtwilight69 January 20, 2024

Intestine Fondle

When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them

Oh my gosh I want Mac and cheese so bad I really Need to intestine fondle right now.

by Bonkanddonk January 29, 2021