flapperdoodle

replacement piece of cloth for old-time thermal underwear poo-holes (buttoned flap on back for easy anal access)

i couldnt hold my bowels long enough to get my pants off so i had to buy a new flapperdoodle.

by Donnie....inspired by Ashley April 25, 2007

sand flopper

A person who wears flip flops to the beach and when they walk
they unknowingly throw sand every where. They throw sand all over peoples blankets and wonder why people stare at them.

Look at that sand flopper throwing sand all over our blankets and food.

by Welcometothedustshow July 8, 2010

flipper

A flipper is a hoe.

damn she a flipper.

by applebottom March 23, 2004

flippers

canadian people (like on south park, they have flip top heads)

i was arguing with a bunch of flippers on the wall.

by da trick biatch December 21, 2005

rim flapper

The highly velocitized escape of gaseous matter via the rectum whereby the rim of the sphincter is first inadvertently puckered inward, then violently blown outward causing a momentary flapping as the blast escapes then subsides. The turbulent build up generally occurs as the sphincter is squeezed shut for extended periods. First dates, group meditations, and solemn religious ceremonies frequent such occurrences.

Damn that girl was so sweet I just wanted to sidle up closer, but for that bottled up rim flapper.

by Paco February 27, 2004

hair flopper

one who has sex, and bounces so much that her hair starts to flop up and down

Dude, she was a hair flopper.

I'm going to make her hair flop around like crazy tonight.

by Tony Abi October 13, 2006

Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.

Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014