Skip to main content

Fuzzy Lap Flounder

1. The pleasure tunnel of a woman, used for sexual intercourse, and disposal of urin. 2. The fishy surprise found at the mid section of a women.
Dayne will never touch a fuzzy lap flounder.
by Joel OSU March 31, 2003
mugGet the Fuzzy Lap Floundermug.

Irish Flounder

To have unprotected bum sex while drunk, and high on cocaine. After bum sex is finished, asking "Bitch, why aint you suckin my dick yet" and having said bitch, suck your poopdick.
"MAN! Pat totally irish flounder'ed that chick last night!"
by niggasaurusrex January 11, 2008
mugGet the Irish Floundermug.

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.
Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night
by Josh May 4, 2004
mugGet the one eyed floundermug.

alaskan flounder basket

the alaskan flounder basket is when you take a giant shit in her mouth then she gives you a blow job then doing her in the asshole
1.take a dump in her mouth
2.have her give you a blowjob
3.DO HER IN THE ASS!!!
THATS THE ALASKAN FLOUNDER BASKET BITCH!!!!
by MR.J-FAL April 19, 2009
mugGet the alaskan flounder basketmug.

Furry Lap Flounder

Her furry lap flounder smelt of sardines and bologna.
by DelMonty August 27, 2008
mugGet the Furry Lap Floundermug.

Floundered

Absolutely inebriated, under the influence to the point of being as useful as a fish
John was absolutely floundered last night!
by Pastaaaa January 28, 2022
mugGet the Flounderedmug.

atomic flounder

The act of slithering, flopping and twitching your way into your partners vagina with your head.
Your mom's pussy is so loose, I pulled the Atomic Flounder on her ass!
by Atomic Flounder November 12, 2019
mugGet the atomic floundermug.

Share this definition