Flemmo

To attempt a comedic delivery and fail miserably for one of two reasons.

1. Immediately repeating a joke said by someone else in slightly different words.
2. Beginning an anecdote with painful pauses and trailing off into an embarrassed mumble, forgetting the punch line and leaving all onlookers angry, frustrated and tired.

Dave: "Yeah, that reminds me of the time that a guy I knew saw a guy playing the spoons, and then... erm... aww.. how do you say it again?.. Ok, I'll stop speaking now."

Pedro: "Nice work you fucking flemmo."

by captain_pants June 16, 2011

flemunging

The act of clearing flem out of your throat

"Are you okay?"
"yea I was just flemunging"

by daniels July 11, 2012

flemsack

A term that refers to any male that has either passed puberty, or in the middle of it, and is under the height of 5 feet.
Most flemsacks are homosexual, like anime, and are really clingy.

1-

"Yo homie, you seen that lil nigga over that way?"
"Sittin' next to that thick bitch?"
"Yeah"
"He looks like he's pissing her off."
"Hmm... must be a flemsack"

2-
"is that lil nigga a midget?"
"nah homie. It's just an average flemsack."

by That one porno ad November 22, 2016

flemmbot

An awkward and introvert kid who always listens to music. Also very anti social and awkward around girls .

Flemmbot stop being so awkward! take those headphones out and talk to a girl! (:

by CC TN FB October 17, 2017

Fleemp

An exclamation to express a positive mood.

Mum: Were having pizza for dinner
Me: FLEEMP!

by uche1234 December 22, 2019

flembio

A person who is addicted to smashing garden flamingos (flem-bwa)

Stupid garden flamingos! Said the person who was a flembio

by r bginvefigrvefovgefocwdfebncw November 3, 2020

flemusbadders

When some one spits a greeny into someone’s mouth

“That was some good flemusbadders Emil”

by Ffggvv January 8, 2021