Flabbergasted

State of confusion. When you've seen something really weird or just shocking, that you either are surprised in a good way, or surprised as in, "What the hell just happened?" .

I am so flabbergasted about the fact that Donald Trump will run again.
Stop flabbergasting me with your nonsense!

by RUSSIANDUDE72 October 6, 2019

Flabbergasm

When something so retarded and crazy spontaniously hits you so hard you orgasm

Dude when my mom told me we were going to disney world i had the biggest flabbergasm

by Howudern January 25, 2011

flabberpuss

A highly unrefined term for a vagina that is so slack that compressed air escapes from it resulting in a sound not unlike that of a slow, but powerfully rendered fart.

"Yeah, that Char chick is fucking awesome even though she has a flabberpuss."

by Buffalo Patty April 26, 2006

flabberfucked

Frustrated and completely screwed at the same time. Usually accompanied by speechlessness and standing with one's jaw gaping open in shock.

Cancer Patient: My brain tumor removal isn't covered? How do you figure?

Claims Adjuster: Well sir, it's an elective surgery. I'm sorry, but you can't have it done. We'd pay for a nose job, though!

Cancer Patient:......uh........wha......but.......
(Cancer Patient is flabberfucked)

by EvilM00s June 17, 2009

Flabberbate

When you become so confused and flabbergasted that you just sit down on the spot and masturbate.

Girl: That was some great anal!
Boy: Thanks!
Girl: BTW, I'm a guy.
Boy *sits down and flabberbates*

by Bassman150 September 16, 2011

flabbergasting

butt cheeks flapping when gas is passed

joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex

by unknown July 26, 2004

flabbergast

to amaze, perplex

If if doesn't flabbergast the audience in the auditorium, the veterans probably won't care.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2010