by PacDwarf June 22, 2011
Get the flabsturbate mug.Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition
Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),
Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.
Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),
Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.
"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"
"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"
"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"
by Moor Bear February 18, 2010
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A word used in African American Vernacular English, similar to the word slay it means to excell in something amazing
by Ratcircus August 31, 2020
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A term used to mean something that is good.
The highest calibre of something; having the best qualities.
Noun: A person can be flabalacker i.e. trendy, good.
Can be abbreviated to: Flaba.
Very versitile and can be used in many sentences.
Adj:
A term used to mean something that is good.
The highest calibre of something; having the best qualities.
Noun: A person can be flabalacker i.e. trendy, good.
Can be abbreviated to: Flaba.
Very versitile and can be used in many sentences.
Adj:
"OMG, that was Flabalacker! He scored in the last second!"
"Hello my Flabalacker friend."
"That is so not Flabalack."
"Wow, how Flaba"
"I have a flaba new game"
"Hello my Flabalacker friend."
"That is so not Flabalack."
"Wow, how Flaba"
"I have a flaba new game"
by Sian Edwards and Jamie Miles April 15, 2008
Get the flabalack mug.When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.
Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*
by Lupegirl July 8, 2011
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