by Rexoto July 10, 2014
Get the Jesus Fisting mug.How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:
1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.
To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.
Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.
To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.
Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?
Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.
Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.
Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
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The everlasting force of one penis, thrusting the inner walls of the any god given orifice of your body. Usually one who interacts with many partners over short periods of time. They are tall and very attractive. They are very creative and funny, but not loyal to those who do them wrong. They're definition of "wrong" can sometimes be up for debate.
"Dick Fisto came over last night, if you know what I mean."
"Here we go again, Dick Fisto at his finest."
"Here we go again, Dick Fisto at his finest."
by Dick Fisto July 18, 2020
Get the Dick Fisto mug."fist on" is something fellow fisters say to each other, as a form of encouragement and also when a fister is leaving you say "fist on" to encourage them to keep fisten and if the fister is polite he/she will reply back "by the fistfull!". It creates good vibes and makes people feel happy and fruitfull, by the fistfull!
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Get the fist on mug.Consuming three beers at one time, generally by having one beer in each hand, and another one in your front shirt pocket with a straw.
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Get the Poodle Fisting mug.When you're an attention whore and you feel the need of constant attention, but you suck at self-pity so you fist people until they shower you with applause.
Maynard: Wow, I am so gross! I will never be fine fresh n fierce :((((
Peggy: Cool.
Maynard: You don't take pity on me and give me sympathy by calling me pretty? Would you change your mind if i fisted you?
Peggy: Go away. Stop fisting for compliments...
Peggy: Cool.
Maynard: You don't take pity on me and give me sympathy by calling me pretty? Would you change your mind if i fisted you?
Peggy: Go away. Stop fisting for compliments...
by tamiapoop March 30, 2011
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