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the name of the order of neo-fascist christian theocracy based on dominionism that will certainly arise in america after a few more terrorist attacks.
a modern christian military theocracy
a modern christian military theocracy
better get saved and get with Jesus Fist - or you'll be declared an unsaved blaspheme and put down like a rabid dog.
we can't go out after 8pm - Jesus Fist curfew is in effect.
the last I saw him he was wearing a turbin - then the Jesus Fist came and took him away.
we can't go out after 8pm - Jesus Fist curfew is in effect.
the last I saw him he was wearing a turbin - then the Jesus Fist came and took him away.
by Ruiner Severhead December 5, 2007
What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.
by thinknic September 17, 2008
1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
1
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
2
John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
3
John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
by prosci8 September 7, 2009