Hey baby I just got a pedicure, now I wanna foot fist you!
Now get ready for the foot fisting of your life!
Now get ready for the foot fisting of your life!
by Weezerlungs December 2, 2013
Get the foot fisting mug.When someone essentially insults themself in order to get sympathy from other people. A flirting tactic used by many girls.
Guy: Hi, what's wrong?
Girl: *sigh* I look awful today!
Guy: No you don't! You look absolutely wonderful!
Girl: No, I don't. Stop being nice.
Guy: I'm serious, you do! You're the most beautiful girl in the world, you couldn't look better!
Girl: I guess... but I'm stupid.
Guy: No you're not! You're 50 million times smarter than me!
... and this compliment fishing goes on. Don't fall for it, guys. It usually leads you to a girl who will dump you unless you compliment their every move and become their slave.
Girl: *sigh* I look awful today!
Guy: No you don't! You look absolutely wonderful!
Girl: No, I don't. Stop being nice.
Guy: I'm serious, you do! You're the most beautiful girl in the world, you couldn't look better!
Girl: I guess... but I'm stupid.
Guy: No you're not! You're 50 million times smarter than me!
... and this compliment fishing goes on. Don't fall for it, guys. It usually leads you to a girl who will dump you unless you compliment their every move and become their slave.
by MrCuddles September 22, 2006
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When someone post a status on Facebook that is very open ended or mysterious in the hopes of getting people to comment on their post. It is often used to gain sympathy from the posters friends.
Facebook status: "Kim is wondering if it's even worth it anymore."
Comment 1: "Hang in there things will get better I promise."
Comment 2: "It's always worth it."
Observer 1: Thats totally bait for Facebook Fishing.
Observer 2: Yeah she does that all the time to get attention.
Comment 1: "Hang in there things will get better I promise."
Comment 2: "It's always worth it."
Observer 1: Thats totally bait for Facebook Fishing.
Observer 2: Yeah she does that all the time to get attention.
by Cujo1809 August 28, 2009
Get the Facebook Fishing mug.When lacking a decent place to enjoy alcoholic beverages free from interference, road fishing is a final option. This act consists of driving around the countryside with a cooler full of beverages, allowing all passengers to 'fish' out and enjoy drinks hidden from public view. Road Fishing is only recommended in rural settings.
"Dave's parents shut down tonight's plan for a party, so we're just going to go road fishing until something new comes up."
by drBHat May 6, 2008
Get the road fishing mug.The act of making two dogs fight each other...sometimes to the death. Fags participate in this ritual and retards are also known to take part.
Dumbass #1:"You see that gangsta over there?"
Dumbass #2: "You men the homie that wears his old lady's skirts when he's not around his boys?"
Dumbass #1: "Fo shizzle, he sets up fighting rings for dogs."
Dumbass #2: "Dog Fighting? What a fag."
Dumbass #2: "You men the homie that wears his old lady's skirts when he's not around his boys?"
Dumbass #1: "Fo shizzle, he sets up fighting rings for dogs."
Dumbass #2: "Dog Fighting? What a fag."
by FU1000Times!!! November 8, 2011
Get the Dog Fighting mug.A common sport among prisoners when an inmate unwraps a Jolly Rancher and places it between his/her butt cheeks. Later that day, they remove the Jolly Rancher, re-wrap it, and set it on an empty table. They then move a few paces away and wait for an unsuspecting "fish" to "take the bait" and eat the butt-Rancher.
by eaglefeather44 March 15, 2009
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