fish skin

the 1920's name for a condom.

"Honey can you put on a fish skin? I don't want Junior quite yet.

by qtipbob April 26, 2009

fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

Lazy Fish

Imagine a world were as funny as this translated Spanish nugget of knowledge pun. As used in the following joke, what did the lazy fish do, nothing, or swims.

Guy: What did the Lazy Fish do?
Other Guy: Wut?
Guy: Nothing, or swims!
Bystander: Wow that was so funny hahahahahaaa
Other Bystander: This is incredibly punny hahahahahahaahahahaa
Other Other Bystander: I agree that was very funny ha.

by Echo_ December 10, 2018

fish dix

1) a nickname you give somebody when they're being a total douche bag.
2) your friends name + fish dix = gay fish

person #1 "hey yo fish dix!, why don't you stop drinkin all my malidew!"

by foufou November 15, 2009

a bird will never be a fish

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.

Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

by Roxannaroxanna June 28, 2018

Where's my fish?

A question asked in reference to the phrase "plenty of other fish in the sea". When searching for a significant other, one is to ask (normally to a friend suggesting that there are other fish), "Where's my fish?"

Compare Found my fish!

"...My boyfriend broke up with me."
"Don't worry; there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"Where's my fish?"

by Sandy87 March 16, 2005

shooting fish in a barrel

n. Expression referring to something that is easy and unchallenging, often used when describing a hunt or destroying an enemy.

Playing this game is easy! it's like shooting fish in a barrel!

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005