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filibustered

the implied impeding action put forth by another to thwart the attempt to swiftly hammer a vagina
aka: cockblock

that bastard tariq filibustered me for the last time.
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Filipino Song

A song that is a hit among the Filipino population and then the Filipinos make covers all over youtube along with their guitars/ukuleles.
Emily: Omg that nothin' on you song is such a filipino song. I saw like 100 covers on youtube of that.
by WowThatsGay August 17, 2010
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Filinegro

A person of filipino and black ancestry.
That blasian kid is definitely filinegro.
by Insidiousfellow February 14, 2013
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Filimon

The funniest guy on the planet he is super caring even if he sometimes seems distant. The best person on the planet to ft even if his jokes are TRASH his fake British accent makes up for it
Yabsera : *breathes

Filimon : “My name is Yabsera
by Filimon August 22, 2020
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filipenis

Contrary to Professor Anon's definition, (which mostly got thumbs up because the Internet is infested by Filipinos who tend to be on the net 24-7) an average Filipino's penis is nowhere near 7.5 inches.

It is still close to the average Asian penis size, which is 5.5 inches in length.

Spanish and American blood contrary to popular Filipino opinion (which is full of colonial mentality meaning they wannabe white) is not even 10% present in 95% of the Filipino population.

If you think the reason there's a lot of Filipinos with white women in America compared to other Asian men is because of their penis size, you are sorely mistaken. Unlike men, not all women measure a man's worth by how big their penises are.

So if you're Filipino and reading the other definition and feel bad for yourself because your dick is nowhere near 7.5 inches, don't be. Most likely your dick size is close to the median. Just be confident, love yourself and go pursue the woman you want whatever her ethnicity.
Filipino Dude: Man, my cousin has a hot white girlfriend!

Filipino Dude 2: Yeah dude, it's because Filipinos have big dicks man. It's the Spanish/American blood in us! Filipenis ftw!!

Filipino Dude 3: No, you're wrong. He has a hot white girlfriend because he actually had the balls to ask her out while you two sit around playing DoTA or WoW on your computers 24-7. Get a life. Filipenis is mostly only 5.5 inches long.

Filipino Dude 1 & 2: ...
by apersonwhoknows December 1, 2010
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filibuster

Filibuster (noun): a type of parliamentary procedure in which angry members of the united states congress waste time twidling their thumbs while in session so they dont have to actually get shit done.
man, if this bill passes, we'll look bad" "dont worry bud, filibuster that shit
by pomeroy92 December 20, 2010
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filipino fist pump

One fist in the ass and one in the vag and alternate fists up and down vigorously and make karate noises while you do it
I asked that vegas hooker if she'd do a filipino fist pump, and she says it's $100 extra!
by fist_fistopherson December 2, 2011
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