in vit-bro fertilization

The act of having your male friend or brother get your wife or girlfriend pregnant.

Man 1: I've been trying to get my wife pregnant, but the doctor says I have a low sperm count.

Man 2: Your wife is hot! You should let me have sex with her to get her pregnant... You know, IN VIT-BRO FERTILIZATION.

by TwoFacedJG135 February 11, 2012

fertilicious

Describing an attractive woman that likes sex, doesn't use protection, and gets pregnant a lot. She probably has several baby daddies. She never goes home alone.

That chic over there looks pretty fertilicious!

by D Designs LR January 16, 2010

Fertigo

The tension or discomfort when trying to finalise or complete a task.

Derived from 'fertig', the German word for 'finished'.

Gary: Man I was getting near the end of a 20 hour essay writing session when it really hit me and I almost passed out!
Steve: Shit Gaz, that is some serious Fertigo
Gary: True that, need some cheeky Nandos to recover.
Steve: On it.

by gionbundi March 28, 2017

in vino fertilisation

Pregnancy as the result of large quantities of alcohol.

Our son was the result of in vino fertilisation; we were incredibly drunk and forgot to use a condom.

After Callum rejected the idea of having any more children, Molly got him shit-faced and performed an in vino fertilisation.

by aligateronline August 9, 2010

Fertilizer

Shit (literally) that you use to grow plants. Sometimes, it can really help your garden grow.

~Guy walks into garden with fertilizer in it~

"Man, it smells like shit!"

by lunar shadows August 11, 2004

The Fertilzer

Receiving party lays sprawled in front of a box fan on the highest setting as the sender stands on the opposite side of the box fan blasting liquid feces through the fan onto recieving party like a manure spreader.

Waldo had to bathe thoroughly after Joe performed the fertilizer as he was blanketed in liquid shit.

by Joe's Bong May 9, 2005

Facebook fertility

The friends of friends ( on facebook) you get to know

how many people you get to know from ur friends on the facebook.
U mean "facebook fertility"
Yes

by naveenforfriends March 21, 2011