Femlock

A computer-controlled automobile locking system which simultaneously locks all four doors of the vehicle regardless of the driver's preference, in theory to frustrate the forcible removal and abduction of female occupants, and then leaves them locked after the driver exists.

Male Driver struggling to open his locked reardoor while balancing his Menards merchandise: Damn Femlocks! I thought thought that door was open; I sure as Hell didn't lock it!

by Fartacus III June 19, 2011

Walking Felony

A girl that is sooo hot, that it's a crime, or should be!

i walked up to her and told her that she was a walking felony, becase she was so hot it was a crime

by cheap_trick_rick June 30, 2009

Felon's Guilt

The type of guilt (remorse for misdeed) felt when capture/punishment is imminent. It's not that the misdeed itself is regretted due to realization that it was wrong, but only because the person is unwilling/unable to accept the consequences. Term comes from the colloquial and the legal system ("felon").

The thief was not sorry she stole; but was very, very sorry she was going to prison.

by The Ripper May 13, 2005

fellor

Mate, friend etc. A variant on "fellow" or "fella".

How you doin' fellor?
Alright, cheers fellor!

by Manx bloke September 3, 2006

felony flats divas

term given to the tweeker chics seen tweekin' around the streets of PDX's Felony Flats, doing what & who they can for their next tweek.

There goes one of Portland's fine felony flats divas!!

by tamtamma October 8, 2009

felonious shit

Activities of a felonious nature.

When me and my boys are rollin' through the hood, we up to some felonious shit.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 28, 2013

Fellows Effect

When a person's ego and general refusal to follow recommendations makes them late for an important event.

They were plagued by a case of the Fellows effect. Needless to say they were late for everything.

by Thanxalotl September 16, 2015