fantom tax

When a man nuts but no nut comes out. It is believed a fantom slurped up all the nut before the nut could come out, collecting its tax.

Sticking out your gyat with the rizzler. You're so skibidi, you're so fantom tax. I just want to be your sigma...

by spaceistasty October 9, 2023

Fentanyl Flop

When you are so high on fentanyl that your body become numb and you fall asleep standing up whilst bending over

Citizen 1: Look at that junkie performing the Fentanyl Flop

Citizen 2: Let's go and wake him up

by Junkie69420 May 24, 2021

Fantoosh

A word used mainly by Scottish people to show their extreme pleasure. Can be used for anything, but it's main use is when talking about lusting after male celebs.

That Kit Harington is totally fantoosh! I'd totally ride him.

by fishcake71 January 22, 2012

fenton'd

The act of where you are on one side of a person and you tap their opposite shoulder, causing them to foolishly look the wrong way. Frowned upon greatly.

Chris: *on left side* *taps Andrew's right shoulder*

Andrew: *looks right* Goddammit, Chris.

Chris: You just got fenton'd.

by RushShirtKid February 18, 2012

Fengorn

Fengorn (fen-gorn): n, A descriptive word describing someone who gets upset an/or angry more than they should over small things that happened and starts being anti-social to those around them.

"Stop being a Fengorn, stay here at the party!"
"Just because you dropped your ice cream doesn't mean you can act like a fengorn"

by Bugger Burger February 14, 2012

Felton

Literally, the most godly human being on earth, The biggest slong on earth, he loves the rich ones. LOL just kidding he loves the women with the biggest hearts and personality.

Damn bro, hes a felton for sure.

by PotatoSaks222 May 6, 2018

Tom Felton

Tom Felton is a very smexy man ( probably one of the sexiest men to live) and he makes girls obsess/fantasise over him and want to fuck him. He also plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter which he is especially hot in. He is also a very sweet man and can be very cute and funny.

I wish I could use a time machine and go back in time to when tom Felton was my age so I could legally fuck him.

by Dracolover1 October 31, 2020