Jungle Farts

Farts that smell and or sound so wild, raw, beastly and untamed that they belong in the jungle.

Damn dude, those mushroom swiss burgers gave Gerald the jungle farts! I'd rather walk home than be stuck in the car with his fuckin jungle farts!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

All facts no fib

When all you got is facts and there is no possibility of any fibbing whatsoever.

Bro: "bruh this grilled cheese is fucking bomb"
Me: "hell yeah bro, all facts no fib"

by Wagwaninator October 30, 2019

bucking the hard facts

A saying coined by Paul G. Hewitt, author of Conceptual Physics, which describes the disregard of an established law or fact.

"Meteorologists try their best, but they are bucking the hard facts of chaos in nature."

by RMKU November 21, 2013

Kairu's Farts

Something so toxic that when you inhale it you will die. The worst part is that his farts are silent but deadly that means you wont know he farted until it is too late. If Kairu says he farted just accept your fate and die to the fart.

Example of Kairu's Farts:
Guys run Kairu farted its gonna go nuclear.
Also
Guys if Kairu farts run for you lives.

by BigBoiLeague A May 30, 2019

Mom Farts

Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.

also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.

Jigglypuff: WTF Mom, did you just fart?
Mom: No.. What give's you that idea son?

Mom Farts

by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009

Fartsy

To perform a 'Courtesy' for royalty but at the same time release some natural gas!

After collecting her OBE from the Queen, Jane stated to Nicki; "As I accepted my award from Her Royal Highness the Queen , I think I let a "Fartsy" go!

by Stickwood1 April 23, 2010

snuggle farts

The farts you have after snuggling with your significant other that you have not gotten comfortable enough with to fart next too. Usually very loud and stinky farts and done after you leave.

Man, AJ I got the bad case of snuggle farts!

by Kotta120 August 8, 2014