Triangle Fraternity

The biggest non-frat on campus at Purdue University. A collection of total douches that sit around and do math problems from sun up to sun down. They throw some of the biggest sausage fest parties around and don't even let girls into most of their parties. They try to be exclusive an not let people in unless they are on their "list" but really, they are just acting like big dogs an nobody wants to go to their gay shit-box parties anyway.

"Hey, want to go to a party at Triangle Fraternity?"
"Ummm we might as well just get butt-raped by a bunch of homosexual nerds..."
"Shit, I forgot, Triangle is reserved for the douche fucks who think they are part of a frat."
"Damn straight, lets go have sex with girls instead."

by Honesty is my policy November 5, 2011

Triangle Fraternity

The best all male exclusive sorority on the UNC Charlotte campus. Founded by the largest group of Homosexual Engineers ever amassed in North Carolina in 2008, it is a Fabulous shining beacon of Homosexuality to an otherwise strait and much more socially aware world.

Dude: Triangle Fraternity is having a mixer tonight, wanna go?
Dude 2: No I would rather kill myself
Dude: Sweet a suicide pact this will be fun

*Triangle- the leading cause of suicide on campus

by captain montgomery April 13, 2010

fraterniture

any sorority girl that is linked to a fraternity

oh look, the boys brought their fraterniture.

by chris`s_sister November 1, 2009

fraternitizing

The act of doing fraternity. Commonly used by non-fratters, the word is used to generally describe the various actions and events that fraternities take part in.

"Hey Paul, would you like to hang out on sunday?"
"Sorry Cindy, can't. I'll be fraternitizing"
"Dammit, Paul, you always do that"

by UncleBuckRodgers January 26, 2014

Fraternity Man

An insecure, narcissistic, vain, binge drinking, freeloading, chain smoking sack of shit. Has no actual desire to be educated. Generally views sex as the be-all end-all of life, and as such, fraternity "men" devote most of their time towards nailing as many drunk women/men as possible. All while wanting people to believe that they are intelligent and studious when in actuality they are anything but.

Elliot Rodger is a perfect example of a "Fraternity Man"

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 30, 2016

Furternity Leave

When you take time off work to be with your new puppy

"OMG! Did you hear about Jessi? She took three weeks Furternity Leave to be with her new small batch, artisan made, non-GMO, free range, gluten free Yorkiepoo!"

by kwillhoite July 13, 2016

Paternity leard

A beard that is allowed to grow without trimming during paternity leave.

Your baby smells like shit, and so does that paternity leard.

by Goveezy March 19, 2014