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Fasterbate

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"
by veovis88 June 26, 2009
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fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.
Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.
by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009
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tough farters

individuals who, for whatever reason, frequently pass gas, and whether or not they find it amusing, are inclined to resort to physical violence or threats of violence to quell complaints and criticism
Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?

Guy 2: Gary clocked me in the eye after I complained about his smelly fart during the meeting.

Guy 1: He's one of those tough farters, huh?
by Saint NoWhere May 14, 2010
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Die faster food

Another term for fast food, because after you eat it for a long time it wall make you die from a heart attack,stroke ect.
I quit eating die faster food.
by Judge dreed7 April 30, 2011
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dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.
there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants
by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008
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Daddy faster

you want ur daddy to go faster idiot

i use it alot.
Faster daddy AhHHH Big d!ck papi daddy FASTER !
by wordsforurstupidass May 26, 2021
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Faster

Meaning you wanting something to happen soon, now, asap. Term originated in Cobb County, Ga (suburb of Atlanta)
Pull up to my crib faster!
by Comentalktome February 1, 2020
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