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Faked Accident

A deliberate act designed to scare, annoy, harm, or kill someone, that is executed in a way that appears to be an accident and thus the person who committed the act ideally gets away with it.

An example: Johnny really hates his wife. She's the worst thing that ever happened to him. He wishes she could die. But he doesn't want to go through the divorce process. So Johnny waits for his wife to be at the top of the stairs, and when she is, he lifts her up and tosses her headfirst down the stairs. She passes away. Emergency services show up and she is pronounced dead. No one ever suspects Johnny murdered her, and even if they do, it's impossible to prove it. Johnny gets away with it and marries his mistress.
Because of these "faked accidents", murder rates are higher than officially counted. Countless people get away with murder and other crimes and they walk among us, completely unsuspected. Drew Peterson, a cop from Illinois, is a great example. He got away with drowning his wife in a bathtub until her body was reexamined 5 years later.
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FakeDetective

The Giga Chad of Muslim Twitter. If you don't ask him for his autograph the second you meet him, you are an idiot.
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fakedown

an emotional state used to control others.
sir i don't care that your wife left you you were still speeding stop crying i think this is a fakedown.
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falsedressit

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Falkear

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"Voy a falkear a un weon"
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He Folked it!

An exclamation used to show anger or being upset when somebody fucks something up when it looked like you were so close to succeeding. Usually a team thing. Derived from Nick Folk, the awful kicker for the Jets.
Jim: Steve and I were up till 2:30 but our presentation is really good! Right Steve?!?!
Steve: Oh shit I forgot it!

Jim: Wow you just Folked it didn't you...
Steve: I'm sorry!
Jim: I can't believe he Folked it!
Jack: I know what a scrub
by Swag Master Cloud November 30, 2010
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