The Fainted Goat

A sexual act of domination. The girl finds a guy with alot of facial hair, preferably a goatee or a beard and begins to have intercourse with him. The girl puts on a strap on and begins giving it to the guy, pulling his facial hair vigorously. When the guy is about to cum the girl pulls out some chloroform and sticks it up his butt. (Chloroform is a chemical that causes fainting) The guy will faint and fall over and if the timing is right he will cum all over himself. The girl gets up and walks off leaving the lifeless, messy, hairy man on his own. Estrogen domination.

Never expect a call back from a guy whom "The Fainted Goat" was performed on.

by goatee31 September 24, 2010

Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot

“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”

by jldeen February 2, 2018

faissed

Faissed is a mix in of failed and passed, so, it means someone passed and failed at the same time.

Congratulations, you faissed!

by LaughingBelt April 24, 2020

faissed

When someone fails and passes at the same time.

Congratulations, you have faissed.

by LaughingBelt April 24, 2020

Foisted

Passing an ugly hoe tryna gw you to a different person so you can hu wit her bestfriend

Dean foisted that hoe onto patch

by The greeno schmeno September 18, 2020

Fasted

Faster then faster

"DUDE THAT GUY WAS SO FASTED!"

by Its_real_trust_me January 30, 2021

Fisted

To be drunk beyond recognition.

Austin: I am fucking fisted

Nick: I've been fisted for the last 3 hours

by Mr Monkey 155 October 31, 2021