absolutely

An interjection indicating affirmation in the extreme. Even more extreme than "sure," much more than "yup," and a world away from "uh huh." Used primarily to bullshit people into thinking you agree with something they said and that, of all people, you know what they're talking about. The former may or may not be true, but the latter seldom is.

Glenn Beck: We've already proven that Barack Obama's birth certificate was printed in 2005 at a Kinko's in Alexandria Virginia, which proves he's a Kenyan Muslim socialist. You know what I mean?

Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!

by jdmatt July 14, 2010

absolute beast

Very good / powerful / impressive / badass etc.

That car is an absolute beast

by dyac December 16, 2014

Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts

One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019

Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after

by the milk man667 June 12, 2019

absolutelew

a drunkin' absolutely.
can be spelled absolutelou or any way you want because you're a drunkin' bish!

buffy- "muffy did you make out with fluffy at uffyanda's birthday party?"

muffy- "absolutelew!"

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

absolute zero

the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum.

We would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees F)

by ayoforkayo January 29, 2009

Absolutely Flabulous

1) An insult towards an overweight person, taken from BBC sitcom The Office where main character David Brent mentions the term amongst insults shouted at him in the street. A play on words towards another BBC sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous'.

2) A backhanded compliment.

"OI! Absolutely Flabulous!"

"What do you think?"
"Absolutely flabulous mate"

by Bobby Gigi April 19, 2008

absolutely fucking ridiculous

beyond ridiculous. Unimaginable. Extremely stupid. Usually refers to unrealistic expectations.

A job application asking for 5 professional letters of reference in a first round of applications is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

by Janjann November 2, 2013