Fatass-Asaurus

An INCREDIBLY fat person.
Such a fatass that they are as big as a dinosaur.

Jennifer waddled down the hallway and almost rolled it. 'Fatass-asaurus.' Bill muttered at her.

by XelaxXxaleX March 17, 2009

Fatasstrophe

A catastrophic event caused by a fat person. Often happens at fast-food places, hospitals or at you mothers house.

Liam: "Damn there was a fire at Mc. Donalds yesterday and no one could get out of there."
Nik: "Why?"
Liam: "No one was slim enough to get out of the doorway."
Nik: "Wow, that was a real fatasstrophe."

by sNilli May 28, 2013

Fatassing

Verb. To procrastinate or find unimportant activities with the purpose to simply annoy people for your own pleasure. Such activities include; aimlessly wondering around in someone's office, blablabla-ing with friends online while munching on food for the purpose of munching or otherwise focusing on being an nuisance.

Q: Honey why are you walking around in my office with a piece of KFC stuck in your mouth while blablabla-ing with your friends?

A: Oh I'm just fatassing around

Q: Well don't it's annoying.

A: I know. That's why I'm a fat-ass.

by UncleTomTheGreat August 3, 2017

Fassos

Usually obese and with a big head can be very hairy and hostile. Fassos is a species of male human feared by all.

The Fassos hunts for his pray to feed for the night

by fat fuckinthecorner August 30, 2018

Fapsstain

A stain that which came from fapping

There was a fapsstain on my son's bed

by Jackthefastman December 31, 2018

Fatass

A pussy ass bitch beaner named Emilio Cardenas

If fatass Emilio sits on you, you will die!

by Emiliofatass February 18, 2020

Diseased Fatass

a gluttonous, egotistical, insecure slob who eats an uncontrollable amount of food and claims to be an athlete. these sports acclaimed to be his/her calling may be soccer, basketball, or lacrosse. One might even overdress for certain occasions because of its insecurities. A Diseased Fatass is often prude and lazy. They even act black and hate on everyone else around them.

YOU TOOK MY SANDWICH!!!!!! YOU DISEASED FATASS!!!!!!!!

by Jerome Xtra November 21, 2011