futt-bugly

verbal shorthand for "fucking butt-ugly"

That girl is futt-bugly

by cozmo67 November 16, 2011

futsee

A futsee is when you Fart or laugh so hard you pee.

"Madeline did you futsee? "
"Oops! I laughed so hard I futseed myself!"

by #futsee June 28, 2016

Futtbuckery

General shenanigans, douchebaggery, and also stupidity that is usually involving one or more of ones stupid friends.

Many times futtbuckery happens on social media, out at places that supply alcoholic beverages, and when any sort of group of friends begins to abuse substances as a collective.

There was so much futtbuckery last night on Facebook...

Oh, lord... Here comes the suppliers of the local night time futtbuckery.

by Chase D. L. October 24, 2017

Funts

The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.

Ewww damn you bald headed ninny muffin out here being a Funts.

by hunterloveslexitomato November 4, 2018

FURTS

A person who reeks of smelly furts, and is a confirmed King of swing

Hey joey , you smell like furts

by Reekysmells5 February 23, 2019

Futass

A person who likes caramel.

My sister is a futass.

by Futassman8383 June 17, 2019

Futussen

1. A YouTube channel that is extremely good (no it isn't).

2. A person that has mellow behavior.

1. Subscribe to Futussen.
2. That guy's so Futussen.

by TAN_MAN36 July 6, 2019