When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.
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Get the foreskin mug.A form of currency used by David to pay for his first wife Michal. As explained in 1 Samuel 18:25-27 of the Bible, Saul's asking price was 100 foreskins. David was feeling generous and paid twice the asking price.
1 Samuel 18:25-27
Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
(The New International Version)
Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
(The New International Version)
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by L.D. June 10, 2004
Get the Foreskin-jogging mug.Originating in the quaint (Read: small) town of Squamish, British Columbia, the Foreskin Posse contains most people who are not circumcised (so anyone that still has their foreskin). As for women, they are members of the Foreskin Posse if they prefer men that are uncircumcised. The abbreviation is 4SP. 4SP people are typically more relaxed people than the alternative, and they also have more fun (it's been proven through years of surveys and government testing). On the other hand, the C4L (Cut for Life) typically tend to be more uptight than 4SP, and also are more often stoners (from my experience, anyway). C4L = Mutilated Penis.
"Doctor, what the hell were you doing in my house last night?" "Excuse me?" "Please doctor, i have have photographic evidence right here" (Holds up pictures of a hole in his basement wall that was obviously caused by me punching it when i was drunk) "First the beheadings in iraq... and now this! I'm on to you!" "...get the hell out of my office."
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