facebook forensics

The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.

Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.

Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?

Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!

Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?

Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.

Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?

by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010

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fuken shit

used as a word of astonishment.

sick wog 1: bro indoor soccer made me tired az
sick wog 2: no fuken shit bro
sick wog 1: ey look at dat chik uleh!!
sick wog 2: fuken shit she fine az hell

by zubb February 5, 2008

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foke oaf

Accented version of "fuck off", intended to be slightly obscured and containing a hint of sophistication.

"Ah well, it's 5 o'clock: time to foke oaf"

by B J October 1, 2005

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Forensic Management

The acts that management takes after a disaster usually of their own making.

The forensic management team reorganized, right-sized, and relocated after the merger.

by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009

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Fakended

A term used to describe people who pretend to be offended, because they believe that’s the social expectation, whether the issue truly offends them or not. Combining the words “fake” and “offended”

Steve thought the child was being obnoxious, but after his mother hit him, Fakended outrage.

by Juno1114 February 13, 2019

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