Verbal Fellatio

Excessive complimenting of an individual or a group for completing a task. Verbal Fellatio takes one of two forms, both equally insulting:

(1) The completed task is so mundane or trivial that the given comment is perceived as insincere.
(2) Closure of the task is a modern day miracle considering the abundance of incompetent personnel that were responsible for the project.

In either case, the person issuing the compliments is an imbecile.

The email sent out by the CEO complimenting the managers on their great work was nothing short of verbal fellatio.

by Dr. Shart October 22, 2008

dual fellatio

Two girls, one dick.

"I wanna get going, I got two girls who want to dual fellatio me."

by Big Thor September 6, 2009

Sonic Fellatio

Listening to music that does it to you right in your earhole.

It's a name that Buddyhead(Aaron North of NIN) gave to Jesse Hughes(Boots Electric) for his new upcoming eagles of death metal cd.

Dude, this song is like sonic fellatio, the music is doing it to me right in my earhole.

by Wabusy33 July 11, 2007

bottle fellatio

When your beer bottle starts to fizz over, and you go over to stop the suds, despite the action appearing somewhat risqué

I was drinking a couple of brewskis, when one started fizzing everywhere, I performed bottle fellatio and everyone in the room was like "guess what that looks like!"

by Informatio Overload August 11, 2010

Flaming hot fellatio

When your girl just finished eating a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos and still has the powder on her lips and proceeds to go to town on your purple-headed yogurt slinger.

Damn man, my girl gave me flaming hot fellatio last night, that shit was rough.

by bencrazyOH September 1, 2020

machine gun fellatio

an australian band which is utterly ridiculous and specialises in the proposterous. also (as you can probably figure by the fellatio bit of their name) quite dirty, known for nudity onstage, and general mayhem at concerts.

Wee! I'm going to see Machine Gun Fellatio, and I'm willing to bet they'll all be wearing g-strings.

by orgabulator June 20, 2004

Auto Fellatio

When a man gives him self oral sex or a blow job to pleasure himself.

*Alex Gaskarth would do Auto Fellatio if only he didn't have a '2" dick'

*Alex said this during a concert in Seattle.....lol!

by Delicious Nuggets April 12, 2009